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Week Ending January 15th, 2010
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20.     domata peko (Bengals defensive tackle. Was injured, coming back for the post season)
18.     ed hochuli (Head ref in a wild-card game?)

17.     road to perdition (SAM)
- FOTS from 01/23/2009 and 03/07/2009.
- here are Bob’s show notes.
- For a movie I made him watch.
- - 2002 movie
- - Directed by Sam Mendes
- - Stars Tom Hanks, Paul Newman and Jude Law
- - The plot follows the exploits of a mob enforcer, played by Hanks, during the Great Depression as he seeks retribution for the mob’s killing of his family
- Why then?
- - Played on TNT
- Why now?
- Turns out there are rumors about the director.
- He may be directing the next bond flick.
- And everyone commented that he was the producer of Road to Perdition.
- of which, apparently, no one has heard of the movie.
- Well…I think it is worth the time to watch.
16.     tommy tuberville (Texas Tech’s new coach. Alliteration away!)
14.     us army all american bowl 2010 (It was on)
13.     skyline chili (Fast food chili chain. Unknown why now)
12.     sharrif floyd (New college football player, chose to go to Florida)
11.     amir vahedi (Professional poker player, died from diabetes)
9.     cole marcoux (College QB, won a game show and now is playing for the Army?)
8.     shayne graham (Bengals kicker, very good, might be leaving)
5.     google gravity (WES)
- Extremely lame website
- - Looks like the Google home page.
- - - But then everything falls down.
- - - - Oh noes!
- - In Chrome, everything falls and bounces around, rotating.
- - In Firefox, it does the above without rotating.
- - In IE, it does the above without bouncing.
- - Yay for web standards.
- Why now?
- - It seems to have gone viral at about 11am pacific time.
- - - Slow news day?
3.     ocho cinco truck (Ochocinco is one word. He bought it for himself for his birthday)
2.     eureka earthquake (BOB)
Related Terms: 19.ferndale california; 15.6.5 earthquake; 10.eureka ca; 7.eureka california; 6.ferndale ca; 4.ferndale earthquake
- Making life difficult for Sheriff Jack Carter and Henry Deacon
- - A 6.5 magnitude earthquake struck the small town of Eureka
- - - Word from Global Dynamics is that nothing was permanently damaged
- - - - But you can never trust those guys
- Why now?
- - Actually, the real world town of Eureka, California was struck by the 6.5 earthquake
- - - In coastal northern California
- - - - Damage estimated at 22 million dollars
- - - - - The most serious injury was a broken hip on an elderly woman who fell during the quake
1.     david paterson (NY governor, says legalizing MMA in the state will increase revenue, google searches. Also on SNL tomorrow)

20.     taylor lautner dead (Nope)
19.     julian edelman (Football player. Did well. Lots of search terms on if he’s Jewish)

17.     sea cuisine (WES)
- I drafted this topic with every intention of actually trying these frozen dinners.
- - I eat frozen dinners. I like seafood. Seems like a lock.
- - I could not find this product in any of the 3 grocery stores that are easy to get to from my apartment and work.
- - - So taste test fail.
- - The best I can do is just tell you that it’s a new frozen dinner seafood company.
- Why now?
- - To introduce their product to the world, they gave away 5000 coupons online.
- - - 4.8 seconds later, they were out of coupons.
16.     return to cranford (Some miniseries/multipart movie on PBS)
15.     ben henderson (MMA fighter. Won)
14.     julia gilbert edmond (SAM)
- Student of Oklahoma University.
- Just 14 credits short of her degree.
- Fluent in 3 languages and apparently the sunshine in every room.
- Until she went missing on Friday.
- Her friends started a Facebook page that had 29k people join within a matter of 24 hours.

- Why now?
- She was found.

- In her overturned car in a ditch.

- She died of the injuries but still an  investigation to whether her lyme disease medication caused or contributed to this accident.

13.     rebecca grant (BOB)
- American Model and some time TV personality
- - Born in 1968
- - Has done bits for Robot Wars and Fox and ESPN sports coverage
- - - As well as a couple of minor acting roles
- - - Went on to model for Maxim and FHM
- - - - At 41, she still has quite a bit of yowza going on
- Why now?
- - Appeared on TV pimping Verizon’s mobile phone sports coverage
- - - And has become known as the Verizon Football Girl
12.     rance allen group (Group, on BET’s “Celebration of Gospel”)
11.     david cook (Got all emotional on Extreme Home Makeover)
10.     celebration of gospel 2010 (BET show. It was on)
9.     leslie visser (Voted #1 female sportscaster by some association)
8.     james fortune (Gospel singer, on BET’s “Celebration of Gospel”)
7.     two headed cow (Documentary? On some channel?)
6.     balls deep in love (Name of today’s episode of “The Cleveland Show”?)
5.     david paterson (#1 from Yesterday, take that if you want this)
4.     wildearth.tv (Showing live bear hibernation and births)
3.     duff beer (Simpson’s reference, heavy ad campaign for their 20th season)
2.     marvin sapp he saw the best in me (Gospel singer and song, on BET’s “Celebration of Gospel”)
1.     highest scoring nfl playoff game (WES)
Related Term: 18.neil rackers
- Specifically, the game with the highest combined score of both teams.
- - It happened today.
- - A fumble, recovered for a touchdown, gave the Arizona Cardinals 51 points, which was 6 more than the Green Bay Packers’ 45 points.
- - - For those of you who can’t be bothered to do the math, the combined score was 96 points.
- - - - This beat - by a single point - the previous record of 95 set in 1995.
- Incidenally, the highest scoring NFL game of all was on November 27th, 1966.
- - The Redskins beat the Giants, 72-41, for a combined total of 113 points.
- - - 72 is also the most points scored by a team in a single game as well.
- And that’s your football recap for the day.

20.     olivia namath (Joe’s 19yo daughter. Arrested on drug/alcohol charges)
19.     sam s club closing (10 stores. Oh noes)
18.     miep gies (BOB)
- One of the Dutch citizens who hid Anne Frank and her family from the Nazis during World War II
- - Found and preserved Frank’s famous diary after the family was arrested
- - She was, herself, displaced from her native Austria after World War I fleeing widespread food shortages
- - She had befriended Anne’s father Otto before the war when she applied for work in his spice company
- - - And housed the Franks and their friends the van Pels in a secret upstairs room in their office building
- - - - For two years
- - - - - The Franks were captured after an informant informed
- - - - - - But Gies retrieved Anne’s diaries before the authorities emptied the building
- - - - - - - Keeping them for her eventual return
- - - - - - - - Upon learning of Anne’s death at a concentration camp, she gave the diaries to Anne’s father
- Why now?
- - Miep Gies died a month shy of her 101st birthday
- - - After a short illness, reportedly following a fall
17.     nothing suits me like a suit (NPH sang it on HIMYM’s 100th episode)
16.     jejune (BOB)
- Merriam-Webster has this to say:
- - Adjective
- - - 1. Lacking nutritive value
- - - 2. Devoid of significance or interest
- - - 3. Juvenile or Peurile
- - - - From the Latin for empty of food, hungry, or meager
- - - - - Its usage in English dates to 1646
- Why now?
- - No clue
- - - But the related topic is appropriately Sarah Palin
15.     monica malpass (Some local anchor. Pregnant?)
14.     ruthie from 7th heaven (She’s all growed up and kissing other girls)
13.     rolando mcclain press conference (College football player, skipping his senior year to go to the NFL)
12.     eric rohmer (French director. Dead at 89)
11.     john yoo (Interviewed by Jon Stewart)
9.     jacque reid (In a new reality show)
Related Term: 10.lamman rucker
8.     kyle turley (Football player. Got hurt. Wants concussion education for sports)
7.     fringe charlie (This is a spoiler and I’m mad I read it)
6.     the bachelor rozlyn (OMG there’s a scandal on a reality show)
5.     8 parts of speech (WES)
- Traditional way of splitting up what words do.
- - They are: Nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions, and interjections.
- - - Everybody should know at least verbs and nouns, so I’m going to quickly run down the rest.
- - - Pronouns replace nouns. “It” instead of “Penis” for example.
- - - Adjectives describe nouns. “Large Vagina” to describe a vagina’s size, for example.
- - - Adverbs describe verbs. “He peed swiftly” to describe how quickly he peed.
- - - Prepositions link nouns to other words. For example “We went to bed together,” “to” is the preposition.
- - - Conjunctions join things together. “We went to bed together and peed swiftly,” “and” is the conjunction.
- - - Interjections are short exclamations. “Holy penis!”
- Why now?
- - Thanks to Game Show News Net, I found that it was on Jeopardy!
- - - Final Jeopardy: In “The Parts of Speech”: of the traditional 8 parts of speech, it’s the only one that doesn’t end in the same 4 letters as 1 of the other parts of speech.
- - - Correct response: what is an adjective?
- - - - The leader was so far ahead it didn’t matter that she got it wrong.
4.     oinkernet (SAM)
- This is cute…
- Ish.
- Someone put a camera in a guinea pig cage.
- And updates it every 2 minutes.
- And that is pretty much it…on the entire page.

- How on earth did this get on the Google list.

- Absolutely no one knows.

- Why now?
- This thing somehow went viral.

- Over a guinea pig that would have a heart attack if it heard all the people clicking on it’s page.
3.     alcoa earnings (More like “Alcoa losings”)
2.     teresa sullivan (University of Virginia’s new president)
1.     mark mcgwire (Baseball home-run great, turns out he (gasp!) used steroids)

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20.     packet8 (WES)
- Packet8 is a VOIP company.
- - They seem to target businesses and international service.
- - - Which makes sense.
- - Not exactly what you’d call a sexy internet technology company.
- Why now?
- - At 12:30pm Pacific Time (3:30pm Real Time) their service went down.
- - It was down for approximately 4 hours, and came back up around 7:30pm Eastern.
- - According to the company, the outage was caused by “an Internet element beyond our control.”
19.     alex gibbs (Assistant football coach, moved so Seattle)
16.     ellen degeneres american idol (She’s hosting)
14.     kara american idol (Girl on American Idol)
13.     katie stevens american idol (Girl on American Idol)
11.     justin williams american idol (Guy on American Idol)
10.     clippers grizzlies (BOB)
Related Topic: 17.fedex forum
- Two NBA basketball teams
- - The Los Angeles Clippers and the Memphis Grizzlies
- - - The Clippers, founded in 1970 as the Buffalo Braves
- - - - Moved to San Diego in 1978 and changed their name to the Clippers
- - - - - Settled in L.A. in 1984
- - - - - - Where they currently share the Staples Center with the L.A. Lakers, who play in the same division
- - - - - - - That’s weird, wild stuff
- - - - - - - - I did not know that
- - - - - - - - - As of this writing, they’re 18-22, fourth last in the Western Conference
- - - The Grizzlies were formed in Vancouver
- - - - Strangely kept the name, which was appropriate for the Pacific Northwest
- - - - - Not so much for the urban central south
- - - - - - When they moved to Memphis Tennessee in 2001
- - - - - - - Presently in 10th place at 21-18
- Why now?
- - With but 47 seconds left in the third quarter of their sporting contest
- - - A broken water line caused a delay in the game
- - - - Because you can’t play basketball without good water lines
- - - - - Actually, it was the sprinkler system that broke
- - - - - - And it caused an alarm and evacuation
- - - - - Play resumed after a 36-minute delay
- - - - - - The Grizzlies won it 104-102
8.     andrew fenlon (Guy on American Idol)

7.     rachel glandorf (WES)
- FOTS and hottie.
- - I have no idea why, but in January of 2009 we did NOT grace the show notes with her picture.
- - - I have fixed that issue in this show’s notes.
- - - - If you happen to care, she’s on the left.
- Why then?
- - During the Fiesta bowl, the camera kept finding her in the crowd.
- - - She was, at the time, Colt McCoy’s girlfriend.
- - - - And Colt’s team won.
- Why now?
- - Colt and Rachel are engaged to be married.
- - - Awwwwwww.
2.     lane kiffin usc (New head coach)
Related Topics: 15.lane kiffin leaving tennessee; 12.norm chow; 6.lane kiffin press conference
1.     haiti earthquake (SAM)
- Haiti is a Caribbean country.
- This country shares an Island with the Dominican Republic.
- Just under 28,000 square km (just over 10k sq miles.)
- Two languages of Haitian Creole and French.
- Is the only country where independence was obtained from a slave rebellion.
- First independent black lead nation in the world.
- The nation’s motto is Strength Through Union.
- Population just around 10 million people in this small nation.
- Why now?

- An earthquake of 7.0 with an epicenter just in the water outside the capitol rocked just before 5pm local time today.

- With two after shocks of 5.9 and 5.5  almost right after.
- Red cross number put more than 3 million affected with homelessness, lack of food/water or death and disease.
- Many hospitals/schools/large building collapsed entirely.
- Still unknown the extend of the death toll due to the number of collapsed buildings.

- Many of the UN have rushed to this tiny country to help.
Related Topics: 18.earthquake dominican republic; 9.haiti map; 5.haiti and earthquake; 4.haiti earthquake picture; 3.haiti news

19.     tosh.0 (Season 2 started?)
16.     lane kiffin usc (From previous day, #2. Take that if you want this)
18.lane kiffin press conference usc

15.     grand central (WES)
- The Twitterverse erupted today at approximately 2:00pm with reports that Grand Central Station was being evacuated by SWAT teams.
- - The traditional media outlets were first chastised for not breaking the story, then not even COVERING the story, and finally for covering UP the story.
- - - Then, I presume, they started covering the story.
- - - Even though, it turns out, there was no story.
- - - Except if you get enough people to say something on Twitter, it can become fact.
- - - - If enough people retweet this, Bill Gates will give everybody who retweets it $1000
14.     jermaine sellers (Contestant on American Idol)
12.     heather murren (Heading the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission)
8.     jay reatard (SAM)
- Missouri musician born Jimmy Lindsey.
- Moved to Memphis when he was about 8.
- His poor family were kicked out of every rental within 6 months because of Jimmy’s music and need to make loud noise.
- Which earned him a record deal at 15.
- And a cult following in underground rock music.
- Why now?
- He was found dead this morning.
- In his bed.
- At age 29.
- Unusually, the police have opened an investigation.
- Cause of death unknown at this time.
4.     haiti earthquake time (From Previous day, #1. Take that if you want this)
20.haiti earthquake info; 17.geoeye; 13.haiti earthquake relief; 11.clinton foundation haiti; 10.haiti earthquake update; 5.haiti earthquake damage
3.     vonore tn (Town where an American Idol contestant grew up)
2.     teddy pendergrass (Singer, died in a car crash)
1.     pants on the ground (SAM)
9.lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground; 7.general larry platt; 6.pants on the ground american idol
- As with every year, people decide to watch fools from around the country that believe they can sing try to impress Simon Cowl.
- This year in Atlanta, the last guy had a catchy tune.

- One that he made up himself for all those without belts.
- So why now?
- The General or Mr Larry Platt sang his rap:
- Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
- Over and over again.
- To the point all the judges were singing it, the tech crew and all by standers.
- And they managed to get everyone left over in the hotel to sing it also.
- Lucky for us…Mr Platt is 62, so too old to be in the group.

19.     heidi collins leaving cnn (It’s true)
18.     darryl hickman (Child star of the 30s/40s. Unknown why now)
17.     pants on the ground jimmy fallon (From previous day. Take that if you want this)
Related Term: 20.pants on the ground original
15.     vic snyder (Another senator who’s quitting after this term)
13.     dov davidoff (Comedian, in some televised comedy show)
12.     pantex (BOB)
- The only nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly facility in the U.S. of A.
- - Located near Amarillo in the Texas Panhandle (tex and pan, respectively)
- - - Originally built as a bomb plant for the U.S. Army in World War II
- - - - Deactivated after the war, the plant was sold to Texas Technological College (now Texas Tech) for $1
- - - - - The Department of Energy exercised a recapture clause in the sale contract and took back possession in 1951
- - - - - - They then refurbished the plant and made it ready for nuclear weapons work
- Why now?
- - News emerged that the plant was placed on lockdown due to a, quote, “potential security situation”
- - - The situation was that employees were enjoying a day of fowl hunting on their day off
- - - - They claim to have secured permission to use the adjacent land for this purpose
10.     red cross haiti donation (From previous day, #1. Taken)

9.     mary lynn rajskub (BOB)
- American actress and comedian
- - Best known for her leading role as Chloe O’Brian on the Fox series 24
- - - She’s got this sort of strangely hot thing going on at 38 years old
- Why now?
- - In the run up to the premier of season 8 of 24 on Jan. 17
- - - There was much promotion
- - - - I couldn’t tell you which appearance this was from
6.     derek dooley tennessee (Their new head coach)
Related Terms: 16.derek dooley press conference; 14.derek dooley; 11.vince dooley; 7.derrick dooley
5.     oklahoma earthquake (A baby quake. 4.0)
4.     francene cucinello (Radio show host. Dead at 43)
3.     deuce mcallister (Football player, signed with the Saints)

2.     grease monkey wipes (SAM)
- Two triathletes got miffed about getting covered in grease every time they had to change a tire or chain.

- This apparently completely ruins the rest of the ride.
- So they came up with a wipe to get the grease off.

- Because there apparently aren’t wipes that do that already.
- Why now?
- They wanted more money to market their idea.
- So they went to the shark tank.
- And managed to get 40k for 40% of their company.
1.     venezuela earthquake (Just a wee little 5.6)
Related Term: 8.venezuela news

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