Volcanicast for the Week Ending 2010/01/01
Volcanicast January 5th, 2010
In this week’s Volcanicast, we wade through the sea of crap that is various diets involving taco bell and tapeworms; entertainers who are hot and 15 years old, but not both; and Tim Tebow’s eyeblack analyzed… Just to name a few.
SHOW NOTES
Week Ending January 1st, 2010
Introduction
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What Are We Drinking?
December 26 2009 (SAT)
11. facial profiler (Coke/Facebook thing, find people who look like you)
10. vanilla visa (Prepaid credit card, unknown why now)
7. marshall university (College, won a Bowl game)
6. cornwell tools (Tool manufacturer for aviation. On Gearz?)
4. petn explosive (BOB)
Related: 13.petn
- Pentaerythritol tetranitrate
- - Also known as corpent or pentrite
- - Used as a drug to treat heart conditions
- - - Also happens to be one of the most powerful high explosives known
- - - - This is its most common use
- - - - It’s more sensitive to shock or friction than TNT, but is also more difficult to detonate
- - - - - Those seem to me to conflicting statements
- - - - It’s also the least stable of most common military explosives
- Why now?
- - The idiot who burned his balls off en route to Detroit used this explosive
- - - In his failed bid to bring down the airliner
1. urban meyer (Florida Gators Head Coach, stepping down)
Related: 12.urban meyer press conference; 9.urban myers; 8.university of florida football; 5.urban meyer health issues; 3.urban meyer leaving florida; 2.urban meyer stepping down;
December 27 2009 (SUN)
18. wine library tv (SAM)
- The WIne library is a wine store in NJ.
- And the TV bit is where there is a daily video blog about a few bottles of wine and what they taste like.
- THis site and the blog are run by GaryVaychuk.
- He is the son of russian immigrants that use to run a wine store.
- He got bored at the cash registure and started reading the win magazines.
- SInce he couldn’t drink the wines, he went out and tasted things used in the wines.
- Thus he has a unique way of tasting wine.
- Why now?
- Gary has a cult following of 850k on twitter, 310k on facebook.
- And turned his 4mil business into a 45mil business.
- Since he sells the wine he tastes.
- And was awarded the Innovation of the YEar in terms of his media approach in the Wine Inthusasits magizine.
- Been on many talk shows, but couldn’t find one for the day he was searched for.
15. taco bell drive thru diet (WES)
- So Taco Bell has a new ad campaign.
- - Apparently they’re trying to create their own Jared (Subway’s neverending representative)
- - Christine Doughtery, a pretty and thin woman, says on their website that she did the following:
- - - Lost 54 pounds (Congratulations. I know how hard that is)
- - - Cut her diet to 1250 calories a day (I know how hard that is too)
- - - Chose exclusively from the “Fresco” menu at Taco Bell (I do that too, because I think they taste better)
- - - Made “other sensible choices” (Aha)
- - - - So, I’m guessing she ate a single fresco taco a week and then subsisted on carrots and bananas the rest of the time.
- Okay, here’s the important facts you need to know.
- - Fast food restaurants use the cheapest ingredients possible.
- - Cheap ingredients are bad for you.
- - - They are full of empty calories, have low amounts of essential vitamins, clog your arteries… and the list goes on.
- - It is okay to occasionally eat food that is bad for you.
- - - Say, once or twice a month.
- - Any “diet” that includes more than a miniscule amount of fast food is a bad diet.
- - - ‘Nuff Said.
13. birdmen (FOTS, people who jump off cliffs with wing suits. On 60 Minutes. Again)
12. josh freeman (Tampa Bay QB, did well)
11. steve addazio (#1 yesterday, take that if you want this)
10. family sins (2004 TV movie, on Lifetime)
9. urban meyer press conference today (#1 yesterday, take that if you want this)
8. urban meyer leave of absence (#1 yesterday, take that if you want this)
7. baucus drunk (WES)
- This is lame.
- - Lots of the topics on this show this week are lame.
- - - Sorry about that.
- Senator Max Baucus made a speech on the floor of the senate.
- - I don’t think he had notes prepared. It was off the cuff.
- - - At least, I didn’t see him refer to notes.
- - He was angry about seeing the work he had done dismantled.
- - He was talking quickly and stuttering.
- - - He slurred a few words but didn’t sound, to me, to be drunk.
- - He didn’t waver back and forth.
- - He didn’t stop and think of words, smacking his lips.
- - In short, he didn’t appear - to me - to be drunk.
- Why now?
- - The Drudge Report said he was drunk and posted the video I watched as proof.
5. tom selleck (Latest Jesse Stone movie starring him on CBS)
Related Term: 16.jesse stone
2. curtis painter (Ind. Colts backup QB, screwed up)
Related Terms: 3.jim caldwell; 6.colts lose; 14.colts vs jets
1. von trapp family (FOTS, SoM was on ABC Family)
Related Terms: 20.christopher plummer; 4.sound of music
December 28 2009 (MON)
14. champlain bridge demolition (BOB)
- Also known as the Crown Point Bridge
- - Was a 2184 foot long vehicular bridge that traversed Lake Champlain between New York and Vermont
- - Opened in 1929 as a toll bridge
- - - Tolls were removed in 1987
- - Closed due to safety concerns in October 2009
- - - It was scheduled to have been demolished on December 23
- - Its closure has caused economic hardship for commuters and local business
- - - The only alternative for area commuters is ferry
- - - - Which cannot operate all winter
- - - And local business see less traffic as most motorists find alternate routes
- Why now?
- - People wanted to watch it blow up
- - Winter weather had delayed the demolition
- - - But it blowed up real good on this date
7. anjelah johnson (BOB)
- American comedian, actress, and former NFL cheerleader
- - Most notable for her membership in the recurring cast of MADtv during its 13th season
- - From San Jose, California
- - - Of Mexican and Native American descent
- - - - Was named Rookie of the Year as an Oakland Raiders cheerleader
- - - - - In related news, NFL cheerleaders have a rookie of the year award
- - In addition to sketch and stand-up comedy, she had a role in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
- Why now?
- - Her stand up special titled Anjelah Johnson: That’s How We Do It, taped in Houston, aired on Comedy Central
5. obama ambulance (SAM)
- Obama was enjoying a round of golf
- When he had to suddenly leave because of a family emergency.
- Friend Eric Whitaker who was playing golf and whoes family was staying with the Obama’s at the Presidental vacation home in Hawaii, joined Obama in leaving the game and rushing home.
- WEll, it was Eric’s son who was injured on the beach and rushed to the emergency room.
- Most kids would have been told to walk it off, or given a bandaid, or told to stand in the ocean for the salt water.
5 Related Terms: 17.obama golf; 19.obama hawaii
4. mike leach suspended (Texas Tech coach. Suspended for being a douche)
4 Related Terms: 11.craig james espn; 13.mike leach texas tech; 15.mike leach; 20.adam james
3. erik gates (A mythbuster. Died)
1. jimmy sullivan (AKA The Rev. Drummer for Avenged Sevenfold. Dead)
1 Related Terms: 2.the rev; 6.the rev dead; 8.the rev a7x; 9.avenged sevenfold drummer; 10.james owen sullivan; 12.avenged sevenfold drummer dead; 18.the rev died
December 29 2009 (TUE)
19. birkin bag (FOTS? Type of purse)
17. champs sports bowl location (A college football bowl game)
16. avenged sevenfold drummer dead (From previous day, #1. Take that if you want this)
15. mel brooks (BOB)
- Born Melvin Kaminski June 28, 1926
- - American film director, screenwriter, composer, lyricist, comedian, actor, and producer
- - - And a fucking genius
- - - One of very few to have won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony and a Grammy
- - - Three of his films rank in the top 20 of AFI’s list of top 100 comedy films of all time
- - - His most financially successful films were both released in 1974: Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein (both in the top 20)
- - Married to actress Anne Bancroft from 1964 until her death from uterine cancer in 2005
- Why now?
- - Honored in the 2009 Kennedy Center Honors
14. the rev dead (From previous day, #1. Take that if you want this)
13. pro bowl 2010 roster (It was announced)
12. kennedy center honors (They happened)
11. tapeworm diet (SAM)
- Seriously. Grose.
- So, this is a diet…but not if you have a tape worm and want to get rid of it.
- It is trying to find a magic pill to drop unwanted pounds and do nothing for it.
- So, the tape work is usually found in poorer countries or poor area;s of the country.
- Where the worm itself is found in raw and undercooked meats.
- This little work lives in the small intestine and pretty much eats the food as you try to digest it.
- So though you are eating, you can’t get healthy or the benifits of the food.
- You can have nausia, vomiting, extream pain, malnurishment, diarrhea, anemia and weight gain from these little bugs.
- By little I mean up to 35 feet.
- THey can also cause fliud filled cycts about your organs that block the organs and can cause seziers.
- ANd people are willing ingesting these to try to loose weight.
- Seriously.
- WHy now?
- Rerun of the Tyra show where she interviewed people who willingly ate these.
10. 80s purple (Online fashion boutique)
9. ted liggett (From Monday, #4. Take that if you want this)
8. jennifer nettles (Singer, at the Kennedy Center Honors)
7. the rev (From previous day, #1. Take that if you want this)
6. one big happy family (TLC show. On)
5. private chefs of beverly hills (Food Network show. On)
4. eddie vedder (Singer, at the Kennedy Center Honors)
3. jimmy sullivan (From previous day, #1. Take that if you want this)
2. grace bumbry (Opera Singer, honored at the Kennedy Center)
1. dave brubeck (Jazz Musician, honored at the Kennedy Center)
Related Term: 18.david brubeck
- 1 from Crazy Nutso
- - Lego Rock Band Ghostbusters youtube video
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What Are We Drinking Now?
December 30 2009 (WED)
19. dixie cannonball (Song? Unknown why now)
18. dr death steve williams (Pro Wrestler. Died)
17. nephelococcygia definition (WES)
- The trend of taking lame topics continues.
- - I took this because the word sounds funny.
- - - It’s a friend of the show so let’s rehash some jokes shall we?
- From November 18th, 2009, my topic:
- There are as many ways to pronounce this word as there are websites that show its pronunciation.
- - I’m going with “Nuh fee low cocks uh gee yuh”
- Sexual attraction to dead male chickens
- - Not so much
- From the Greek, literally translates to “Cloud Cuckoo Land”
- - In a play by Aristophanes entitled The Birds, all the birds in the world built this city in the clouds.
- - - Hitchcock adapted the story to present day in 1963
- - - George Lucas did similar in 1980
- These days, it is the official name of Cloud Watching
- - In particular, finding patterns in clouds.
- - - Like cocks
- - - - Male chickens
- Why then?
- - It was on Millionaire.
- Why now?
- - Millionaire rerun.
16. bildeburgers group (Group of trillionaires? Unkwnon what or why now)
13. dave brubeck (#1 from yesterday. Take that if you want this)
11. bowling green state university (Lost a football game?)
Related Term: 14.humanitarian bowl
9. herman cain (Talk radio host, unknown why now)
6. earthquake california (SAM)
- Oh Nos….the California fell off.
- Psyc!
- Why now?
- It rattled and rolled with an earthquake today.
- It was actually an earthquake in Mexico, but within 25 miles of the border.
- A whooping 5.8 with aftershocks of 4.8 felt.
Related Terms: 12.yuma earthquake; 10.earthquakes today; 7.baja earthquake
5. times square van (WES)
Related Term: 15.times square bomb scare
- Wow, a topic I picked because I wanted to talk about it.
- Remember last week how we joked about the sonic boom and how, had it happened over New York, people would have thought it was a terrorist attack?
- - Yeah, well, someone forgot where they parked their Van in Times Square.
- - - That someone was a street vendor, who had been using a fake sticker on his windshield to avoid getting parking tickets.
- - - - So he could park his van illegally for free.
- - Someone else noticed it was there for a while.
- - - ON THE DAY BEFORE NEW YEAR’S EVE!
- - - - DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
- - So the anti-terrorist anti-bomb anti-van squad came out and checked it out.
- - - Turns out it was just a van.
- - - - And Ryan Seacrest is safe for another year.
- - The poor street vendor is being charged with a felony.
- - - They take their parking violations pretty serious in the Big Apple.
2. rush limbaugh (WES)
Related Terms: 8.limbaugh hospital; 4.rush limbaugh heart attack; 3.rush limbaugh chest pains
- Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party.
- - I’m sorry. I always get that messed up.
- Rush Limbaugh is a conservative radio talk show host.
- - And a douchebag.
- - He has a long history of liking absolutely everything that any Republican does, and hating absolutely everything that any Democrat does.
- - - Even if they’re doing the same things.
- Why now?
- - He was admitted to a hospital for chest pains.
- - He did not have a heart attack.
- - He’s fine.
- - - Rush, do the world a favor and take as much time off as you need to recuperate.
- - - - Take a week. Take a month. Hell, take the decade off.
1. mike leach fired (Texas Tech head coach, fired)
December 31 2009 (THU)
18. walter e williams (From Wednesday, #2. Take that if you want this)
17. insight bowl (It happened)
16. fox brighthouse (WES)
- FOX is a network. Maybe you’ve heard of them.
- Brighthosue is a negotiating company. You probably haven’t heard of them.
- - They represent Time Warner Cable though, who you probably have heard of if you live in the United States.
- FOX and Time Warner had a contract that ended today (the end of the year)
- - They were renegotiating.
- - - FOX wanted a dollar per customer per month.
- - - Brighthouse wanted to pay 30 cents per customer per month.
- - - As part of the tactic, Time Warner said they probably wouldn’t be carrying FOX, at least for a while.
- - - - Everybody freaked because, in part, FOX was playing the Sugar Bowl and OH NO FOOTBALL.
- So they resolved the problem and FOX is still playing on Time Warner.
- - No details of the deal have been released, and frankly I don’t care that much to follow up.
15. armed forces bowl (They played it)
14. nikki yanofsky (SAM)
- I took this for her name.
- Because seriously, this week sucks in topics.
- And there is no cream of the suck to boast about.
- Yep…I said it.
- Nikki is a 15 yr old Canadian.
- That’s still not legal age for you boys.
- She is however and apparently, an amazing singer.
- Singing mostly sings jazz-pop.
- Why now?
- at the 30th Anniversary of the Montreal International Jazz Festival.
11. travis pastrana (WES)
- Motorsports competitor and stunt performer.
- - Has won several X Games gold medals
- Also is on the show Nitro Circus, which I’ve never heard of.
- Why now?
- - For funsies, he jumped a rally car off of the Pine Street Pier onto a floating barge anchored in Long Beach’s Rainbow Harbor.
- - - He flew 269 feet, shattering the existing record of 171 feet.
- - - The car crashed after landing successfully on the ramp, but Pastrana was unhurt.
7. rush limbaugh (From Wednesday, #2. Take that if you want this)
6. inverted nipples (FOTS, I don’t see any reason why now)
3. buddy nix (New General Manager of the Buffalo Bills)
2. justin bieber and selena gomez (Disney peoples. At NYE thingy)
1. happy new year 2010! (BOB)
20.ball drop in times square; 13.watch the ball drop online; 12.times square new years eve 2010 live; 10.times square live; 9.new years eve times square live; 8.new years countdown online; 4.live ball drop 2010; 5.how old is dick clark
- Why now?
- - It’s 2010, motherfuckers
- - - The year we make contact
- - For the record, Dick Clark’s animated corpse is roughly 380 years old
- - The ball dropped
- - People kissed
- - Good fucking riddance, 2009
January 1 2010 (FRI)
19. i sing the body electric (Many things. Don’t know why now)
18. daryll clark (College football player, got drafted into the NFL?)
16. beardtard (Some YouTube guy)
14. justin bieber and selena gomez (OMG they kissed)
13. tournament of roses parade 2010 (FOTSish, it happened)
Related Term: 15.rose bowl parade
10. terrelle pryor (Ohio State football player. At the Rose Bowl. Did well)
9. what is a buckeye (SAM)
- The seed of the Aesculus glabra tree, or the tree itself
- - So named because it (the fruit) resembles the eye of a buck
- - A medium-sized deciduous tree growing 15-25 meters tall (~50-80 feet)
- - Sometimes called “fetid buckeye” or “stinking buck-eye” due to the disagreeable odor from its flowers, crushed leaves, and broken twigs
- - The state tree of Ohio
- Also, a confection, popular in Ohio around Christmas (and college football season), made by dipping a ball of peanut butter in chocolate
- - The finished product resembles the buckeye seed
- Why then?
- - Some football team named after it lost the national championship despite winning the first ten points .
- Why now?
- Ohio state back on TV in playoffs.
- Where the players are called buckeyes or from the buckeye state.
8. capital one bowl location (It was somewhere, I bet)
7. hgtv dream home (BOB)
Related Term: 17.hgtv.com/dream home
- HGTV is throwing a sweepstakes
- - You can enter to win their Dream Home
- - - 3900 square feet, located in the Sandia Mountains of New Mexico
- - - - The website’s photos show it to be a gorgeous place with a beautiful view
- - - - - I may even enter, as can you, once daily, until Feb. 19
- - - - - - The grand prize also includes $500,000, appliances, furnishings, and a 2010 GMC Terrain
- Why now?
- - The house and sweepstakes were revealed on the network
- - - Which almost certainly also aired shows about its design and construction
6. lady antebellum (FOTS? Music group. Will perform at the Grammys)
5. bobby orr (Hockey Player, at the “Winter Classic” in Fenway Park)
Related Terms: 12.bobby clarke; 11.marco sturm
4. ephesians 2 8 10 (BOB)
- As the Lord himself said in King James’ English:
- - 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
- - 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast
- - 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them
- This is purportedly from Paul of Tarsus’s epistle to the Ephesians
- - It’s Paul’s letter most in doubt, however, among biblical scholars
- - - There are (gasp) inconsistencies
- - - - Paul spent years in Ephesus, founding the church there prior to the writing of the epistle, but there are no references to events or experiences during that time
- - - - - And it contains the phrase, “ever since I heard about your faith”
- - The authorship of this letter is important because it’s used as one of the primary weapons against salvation by works
- - - That is, that doing good in life can get you into heaven
- - - - So, if this is the divine word of God, go and be a douche all you want; As long as you believe in Jesus, you’re golden
- - Please note I’m not a biblical scholar nor a man of the cloth
- - - So if you follow these instructions and find your soul in eternal fiery damnation, don’t sue me
- Ephesus, incidentally, is in the west coast of modern-day Turkey
- - And was a Greek city in the classical era, one of twelve in the Ionian League
- - - And subject of Rome when Paul was there
- - Home of the Temple of Artemis, one of the 7 wonders of the ancient world
- Why now?
- - Running, throwing, eyeblack-wearing preacher man Tim Tebow chose these verses for your amusement and education
3. dennis haysbert (Actor, Allstate spokesman. Flipped a coin for a bowl game?)
2. tebow cam (FoxSports lameness)
1. happy new year 2010! (From previous day, taken)
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* Teh Volcanicast is Teh Done.
* http://www.crazynutso.com/volcanipedia/tiki-index.php?page=Week+Ending+January+1+2010
* Yeah, I knew StEXting was a lame term, but what can you do?
* Bob, you don’t cook the cough syrup, you just melt the honey and rock candy together. Full recipe here:
* http://www.crazynutso.com/volcanipedia/tiki-index.php?page=old+family+cough+syrup+recipe
* Vulva
* I’m pretty sure Sam talked about the HGTV dream house last year, but I’m too lazy to look it up.
I know I’m posting too many links, but you need to see this. Seriously, drop everything and head over to:
* http://www.3dvulva.com/
* Might not be safe for work, but what do I care about that?
* IT’S A 3-D VULVA!!
* WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??
1) That’s about as 3d as the pictures I post here.
1a) Unless I’m missing out on something because I don’t run IE on Windows.
2) I thought I knew where the clitoris was, but apparently it’s shuttling the Emperor around a galaxy far far away.
3) Speaking of links, I (as predicted) forgot to put your link into the show notes.
3a) I’m not actually going to do that right now. But I bet I’ll get to it tonight.
4) There is no Tangentcast.
4a) If I took the tangents out of this week’s show, we wouldn’t have a show.
Now to reply to Volcanipedia:
* I specifically advised you to NOT look Vulva up on Wikipedia. Then I looked it up and talked about it on the show.
* * But we are trained professionals (on a closed road)
* I am not going to make an explosive panties joke. Not. Gonna. Do it.
* You may not have used the & code correctly.
* * And it was the labia we could not find.
* * * Though I still think I have at least the general idea down.
* Speaking of the taco bell/vulva comparison, I love doing segues.
* Kris Johnson, actually.
* When I saw his name on the Google Trends page, I was afraid he was dead too.
* The topics DID suck. Thank GOD someone mentioned “vulva” before the show or we’d have had nothing to do.
* Said link is in said show notes now.
* Were we also mistaken about if I asked for it?
* It’s never the end of the naughties.
* Oooh. I like “Biblical Eye Shadow”
* End Blooper: I got to the end of the show, realized I hadn’t cut anything out, and went back and lobbed off a bit of the Bible talk so we had something at the end. :)
* I was building that link before you even mentioned not to look it up.
* Is that like trained monkeys? But without the training? (Firefly ref.)
* I’m explosive in any panties. I don’t even know what that means.
* I don’t use the & at all, it just gets added in somehow, I think it’s a glitch or something.
* No, it was the g-spot, which Bob then claimed doesn’t exist.
* I’m sure that with some patience and a few awkward near misses you’ll eventually get the job done.
* I can’t believe I mispelled ‘Kris’. PRobably because all the Chris’ I’ve known have been with a C. Kris is a girl’s name. (another Firefly ref)
* I’m pretty sure no one asked for the cough medicine recipe. And if you’d ever tried it, you’d understand why.
* I believe the nice thing was you had the naughties, then you have the teens, so the whole time can be considered the ‘Naughty Teens’.
* And yea, the Lord spake unto them, and commanded them to gird themselves for war, and to cover thine faces with the Holy Eye Shadow, that thine enemies might be smotten. Hezikia Chapter 12, versus 3-5.
* It’s very rare when it’s easy to find an end blooper. Picking that was always a chore.
* These point by point things are pretty boring.
[x] I presume that one adds the whiskey to the mixture while the honey/candy is still molten. That is at a temperature almost certainly higher than the melting point of alcohol. However, yes, much of the alcohol will remain in the finished product as you’re not boiling it for half an hour.
* alcohol has a melting point?
* Just so you know, Rush is already back on the job.
* Finally bought my 2010 calendar. Either I’m thrifty (for waiting for them to be half off) or stupid (for not simply getting/using one of the many free calendars available)
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Yeah that wasn’t worth it.
* Yeah, but WHO CARES!! Throwback Pepsi & Throwback Mountain Dew are back!!!
* Let the sugar high begin!!!
* OBVIOUSLY IT ALREADY HAS!!!!!!
* I can’t make ASCII pictures, not since typing class.
* Which weren’t really ASCII pictures, but same principle.
*Huh, did everything suddenly taste purple for a second?
\o/ D’oh! I meant boiling point, obviously. (I just typed “melting” again as I was trying to correct myself. WTF?)
\o/ That said, yes, alcohol can freeze and does have a melting point; it’s just not what I was talking about
Just noticed (and fixed) the time was off by an hour. Frickin’ Daylight Saving Time. We talk about you twice a year and I then forget to change the blog settings.
Everything has a melting point. Even Helium, which is still a liquid at Absolute Zero, has a melting point because if you compress it enough it’ll eventually solidify. Helium melts at about 4 Kelvin (still eye-bleedingly cold. About -450 degrees Fahrenheit, or a couple degrees colder than it is outside right now in Cleveland) so, unless you work in cryogenics you’ll probably never see Helium in any state other than a gas. In a balloon. Carrying a boy.
* Damn, everybody’s gettin’ all science geek on me.
* And here I expected the recipe to be denounced on the principal of ‘you don’t do that to perfectly good booze!’
* Yeah, it’s fuckin’ cold here as well.
* And I have to go shovel the fuckin’ drive again.
* I fuckin’ hate winter.
* Which is why I support global warming.
Perfectly good 100-proof whiskey?