6.     ncaa bracket 2010 update (From previous days)

1.     randy neugebauer (From previous day, #1 yesterday)
8.     nit bracket 2010 update (Something similar to ncaa brackets. I lost the ability to care)

7.     shannen doherty (BOB)
- Actress
- - Possibly best known for her role in Charmed
- - - Or in Kevin Smith’s Mallrats
- - - - She also did some rich-kids-problems show that helped launch the Fox network
- Why now?
- - She’s on Dancing With the Stars
5.     hot carl (WES)
- Pro Wrestler from the 80s
- - Wore brown face paint and a pink skin-tight leotard.
- - His signature move involved pinning his opponent to the mat with his feet on his opponent’s shoulders, and squatting over his opponent’s face.
- - His arch nemesis, Dirty Sanchez, had a similar move that culminated in a two-finger swipe under his opponent’s nose.
- Why now?
- - A where are they now type special on ESPN 8 (The Ocho) looked into the past few decades of Carl’s life.
- - After overcoming a pain medication addiction in 1992, Carl went to college.
- - He never graduated, however, and these days is driving a bus in South Detroit.

4.     edyta sliwinska (SAM)
- Apparently a mail order bride from Russia.
- Who refused to consumate the marrage.

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11.     jesse james mistresses (Why stop at one?)
10.     dwight gooden (Former baseball player. Arrested for DUI)
9.     catcher in the rye (Book. On South Park)
8.     casey reinhardt (Actress, going to be in her brother’s reality show)

7.     judge doom (WES)
- Main antagonist in the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- - Played by Christopher Lloyd
- - - Of Taxi and Back to the Future fame.
- - Based very losely on a nazi judge named Roland Freisler.
- - I am a pretty big fan of the movie, dispite having only seen it - in full - only once.
- - - And that was in a theater with horrible sound so I couldn’t always tell what the cartoons were saying.
- Why now?
- - I don’t know, and don’t feel like making it up. The movie didn’t appear to be on and the topic is associated - in Google Trends - with Health Care.
- - So I’m gonna say Fox News said that Judge Doom - like Fidel Castro - approves of it.
- - - Big Fucking Deal.
6.     bluefly (On America’s Next Top Model)
5.     lyrebird (BOB)
- A bird
- - Curiously in the shape of a stringed musical instrument similar to a harp
- - - Which has long since gone out of favor
- - - - It was strummed, like a guitar, rather than plucked like the modern harp
- - - - - With the other hand used to mute strings not part of the desired chord
- That’s bologna
- - It is a bird, though
- - - So named because of its ability to mimic human speech
- - - - And other sounds in their environment
- - - Native to Australian I wonder where that is? -Samantha O 3/29/10 5:56 PM 
- - - Ground-dwelling and exotically plumed
- - - A group of them is called a musket
- Why now?
- - No idea
- - - So we’ll go with:
- - - - Two men were lured off a cliff to their deaths in Australia
- - - - - Chasing what they believed to have been a woman screaming for help
- - - - - - But actually turned out to be a lyrebird
4.     madea s big happy family (A play. Going on tour)
3.     wikipedia down (WES)
- Wikipedia is a web based, collaborative encyclopedia.
- - Maybe you’ve heard of it.
- - We use it, sometimes exclusively, for our research here on Volcanicast.
- Down is a state of being.
- - It is the opposite of up.
- Why now?
- - Wikipedia went down.
- - - An overheating at a European data center.
- - - Normally, those requests would be automatically rerouted to another data center in Florida.
- - - - However, the server in charge of routing was among those overheated.
- - It was only down for a couple hours, and it came back up with no problems.
- - - But people were ascared that they couldn’t do their research papers.

2.     the shocker (WES)
- FOTS from the week ending July 25th, 2008.
- - Kris had it, if that helps you see how long ago it was.
- - He discussed the Spider Man villain.
- - - I won’t.
- The official name of the sexual technique more descriptively entitled “Two in the pink, one in the stink”
- - Also the more tame version of what I - on this very show - named “The Claw”
- - - Picture in the show notes.
- Anyway, why now?
- - In 2008, Kris said “Damn fine question”
- - - I will reiterate that.
1.     robert culp (BOB)
- Actor
- - I knew him best as Bill Maxwell on The Greatest American Hero
- - - But he first found widespread fame as secret agent Kelly Robinson on the NBC hit I Spy
- - - - With costar Bill Cosby
- - - - - With whom he’d have a long friendship
- - - In all, he had a 50-year career in TV and movies
- - - - But mostly TV
- Why now?
- - He died
- - - Apparently following a fall at his Los Angeles home
- - - - He was 79

5.     rachel feinstein (BOB)
- American comedien and hottie
- - Native of Washington, DC
- - - Daughter to a civil rights lawyer and a blues musician
- Why now?
- - On Comedy Central Presents
3.     ben 10 ultimate alien (New show on Cartoon Network)
2.     gilbert arenas (SAM)
Related Term: 4.halfway house
- A whole bunch of Arenas being rebuilt in the new Orleans/Tx area.
- In the whole rebuilt from Hurricane katrina.
- Named after a little boy who drowned accidently after making it out of the huirricane.
- Why now?
- The money was released to fund this building project.
- No?
- Ok. he is a basketball player who apparently likes to play with guns.
1.     anna vincenzo s ristorante italiano (On Kitchen Nightmares)

15.     tim tebow pro day (OMG he like tried out and stuff)

14.     erin go bragh translation (WES)
- Malformation of the Gaelic Éire go Brách or Éireann go Brách
- - “Éireann” and “Éire” translate to “Ireland”
- - “go” translates to “Until”
- - “Brách” translates to “eternity” or “end of time”
- - So, literally, it translates to “Ireland until the end of time”
- - The accepted translation is “Ireland forever”
- Erin, being a fairly common Welsh/Irish girl’s name, has caused some to malform the phrase further
- - To “Erin Go Braless”
- - - And that is why there’s a picture of a braless girl in the show notes.
13.     irish blessing (There are many)
11.     bobby gonzalez (Coach of Seton Hall basketball team. Well, he WAS)

10.     orianthi (BOB)
- Australian singer-songwriter and guitarist
- - Her friends reportedly call her Ori
- - First caught some attention playing guitar at Carrie Underwood at the 2009 Grammys
- - - Which led to an important part in the upcoming Michael Jackson documentary This Is It
- - First major label album was released in 2009, titled Believe
- - She’s 25 and her star is obviously on the rise
- Why now?
- - She was on American Idol
8.     illinois lottery (St. Patrick’s raffle. Same in Oregon. Take one, cover both!)
Related Term: 9.oregon lottery
7.     edie sedgwick (Actress. Died in 1971. Someone on some hair TV show wanted to make someone else look like her. Riveting)
6.     dennis kucinich (Ohio Democrat. Switched his vote for health care to “yay”)
5.     mike verta (Husband of Danica McKellar. She’s gonna pop out his baby)

4.     michelle bombshell mcgee (SAM)
- A tattoo model.
- And apparently a manipulator with extreme fettishes.
- ALso apparently a local Cleveland Girl.
- Has the reputation of going from good girl to satan in seconds.
- Likes to get what she wants and has pretty much earnt her money on a pole and in pictures.

15.     ohio university (Beat Georgetown)
11.     sam houston state university (Lost to Baylor)

10.     sexting joslyn james (WES)
- New movie starring Seth Rogan and some random hot chick who would never date Seth Rogan in real life.
- - No, not really.
- Joslyn James is a porn star.
- - Yay!
- Sexting is a portmanteau.
- - Take two words, mash them up and make a new word.
- Tiger Woods and Joslyn James did the nasty, and he sent her hundreds of text messages.
- - A porn star looking to keep her name in the public eye as long as possible put those text messages on a website.
- - And that’s the story.
- I shouldn’t be surprised by crap I read on the Internet, but on one of the websites I checked the author said that she/he would be more careful with what he/she sent to his/her girl/boy friend via text.
- - Specificially because of the “Joslyn James Factor” that, if things go south, said significant other may PUT WHAT YOU SAID ON THE INTERNET.
- - - The problem with this thought is that the problem isn’t that he sent text messages of a naughty nature to his girlfriend.
- - - - The problem is that he did this behind the back of his wife.
6.     robert morris university (Lost to Villanova)
Related Terms: 13.villanova vs robert morris; 12.villanova basketball
4.     murray state (Beat Vanderbilt)
3.     fess parker (SAM)
- Apparently an actor.
- I have never heard of him, but thought his name was rather cool!
- I may have seen him though.
- Played Davy Crockett for Disney movies in the 1950’s and Daniel Boone in the 1960’s.
- Owned a resort and a well renouned wine maker.
- Why now?
- He passed away today.
-Of old natural causes.
Related Term: 5.fess parker dies
2.     lehigh university (Lost to Kansas University)
1.     belavezha accords (WES)
- The accord that dissolved the Soviet Union.
- - And established the Commonwealth of Independant States.
- - Among other things, it ousted the central communist rule of the country and, in particular, essentially was a coup of the Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev.
- - Signed on December 8th, 1991, took effect on December 12th.
- - - I personally remember this vividly, as it happened just months after I moved to Ohio.
- - - - One pundit stated that the fall of the Soviet Union was the “End of History”
- - - - - In that nothing significant would happen ever again because the United States was the lone Awesome Country in the world.
- - - - - I was young enough to think he could be right.
- - It was seen as the cherry on top of the sundae that was Ronald Reagan’s presidency.
- - - Actually, it still is considered that.
- - - - Mostly because no Republican can be tied to anything so patriotism-inducing to this day.
- Why now?
- - Glenn Beck, trying to find something recent that was done by a Republican, found out about the Accord and talked about it on his show.

17.     crystal harris (SAM)
- Apparently she’s a keeper.
- I can’t tell since everything is blocked and apparently not safe for work.
- That could be because she was in PLayboy.
- And is now the only live-in girlfriend of the Master himself.
- Why now?
- When Hugh was asked how he will celebrate his 84th birthday, he reportly stated he would celebrate and not be celibate.
- He reported he was in a relationship with Crystal Harris, which he then retracted.

11.     siena college (Lost to Perdue)
9.     morgan state university (Lost to West Virginia University)
8.     aubrey coleman neck (College basketball player, hurt his neck)

7.     katherine heigl wardrobe malfunction video (WES)
- Can we go back to calling it a “nip slip”?
- - Because “Wardrobe malfunction” is about as dumb a phrase as you can say.
- - - Anyway.
- Why now?
- - It happened.
- Katherine Heigl is an actress, by the way.
- - She’s best known as Izzie Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy.
- - She was also in Knocked Up, Bride of Chucky, and Under Seige 2: Dark Territory.
- - And now she’s on Youtube.

5.     boccieri (Ohio Democrat. Voting “Yes” on Health Care)

Related Term: 6.john boccieri
4.     mary shieler (45 year old who lied on the internet to get into a love triangle)
3.     jeremy tyler (7-foot-tall basketball player, left high school to play overseas. Returning now)
2.     wofford college (Lost to Wisconsin)